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The Hot Corporate "Arb": Sell Your $1 of Crypto on Stock Market for $2
Plus wrench attacks, wrench attacks, wrench attacks.
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Sell Your Crypto on the Stock Exchange
… As I often comment around here, the US public stock market will pay $2 or more for $1 worth of crypto. Every crypto entrepreneur has noticed this. If you have a big pot of Bitcoin or Ethereum or Solana or Dogecoin or Trumpcoin or anything else, you should wrap it in a US public company and sell it to stock investors for twice its actual value. But to wrap it in a public company, you need a public company. There are only so many of those, and they are busy…. […]
And: Right? Everyone should do this arb? This is not investment advice but honestly what am I doing with my life. Right now, if you have a few hundred million dollars lying around, you can buy any crypto you like with it, and the US stock market will give you an immediate 500+% paper profit. All you need — besides the startup cash — is a little public company to put your crypto in.
👉 Levine adds that the infamous New Jersey deli that briefly had a $2 billion market cap “was just slightly before its time…. The deli got shut down before the rise of crypto treasury companies, but man, what a great trade that would have been. A single New Jersey deli merging with a $425 million pot of Ethereum would have justified its $2 billion market cap, sort of. A few hundred million dollars’ worth of crypto, plus a wisp of a public company, is worth billions of dollars now.”
This Op-Ed in the FT yesterday argues that “When bitcoin is the business model, investors should beware.”
French Crypto Chiefs Step Up Security After Violent Kidnappings
A man, beaten and doused in gasoline, was found in the trunk of a car. A couple were abducted before dawn from their countryside house and sped to separate locations. A woman was attacked in broad daylight on a Paris street by men trying to drag her into a van.
Over the past six months in France, these violent, headline-grabbing kidnappings or attempted kidnappings, followed by demands for hefty ransoms, had one common thread: All targeted people with ties to the cryptocurrency world — in most cases, family members of crypto entrepreneurs or influencers.
While the growing popularity of cryptocurrencies has enticed criminals around the globe — including in the United States — the spree of recent attacks in France has shocked many by their brazenness, brutality and copycat nature. In two instances, the kidnappers cut off a victim’s finger to scare families and colleagues into paying millions of euros in ransom, the authorities said — and in one of those cases, they threatened to drill into the victim’s knee, according to France’s interior minister.
👉 I suspect that this conversation is going on in business-focused newsrooms right now:
Reporter: “There’s nothing really going on in the SEC enforcement space right now, what should we write about?
Editor: “WRENCH ATTACKS, OBVIOUSLY!”
SEC Chair Paul Atkins Signals Regulatory Shift
Emphasis on Traditional Enforcement. Chair Atkins has outlined several perspectives on SEC enforcement. First, he has called for the SEC’s enforcement priorities to return to the SEC’s core mission of investor protection, with a focus on traditional fraud, holding accountable “those who lie, cheat, and steal.” This suggests cases involving, for example, offering frauds, public company accounting and disclosure, insider trading, and market manipulation. It also suggests, possibly, fewer enforcement actions for technical violations such as books-and-records infractions.
Second, he envisions an enforcement focus on clear-cut violations, while avoiding cases built on novel or aggressive legal theories. Thus, the SEC will move away from what he characterized as “ad hoc” enforcement. “The Commission’s enforcement approach will return to Congress’ original intent, which is to police violations of these established obligations, particularly as they relate to fraud and manipulation.”
Third, Chair Atkins announced plans for reforming the SEC’s administrative proceeding process. He asked Commissioner Caroline Crenshaw to take on the “SEC’s administrative law proceedings framework and procedures in adjudications” in light of the two Supreme Court rulings (SEC v. Jarksy and Loper Bright Industries) that he believes “oblige” the Commission to “rethink and reform this area.”
👉 Client alert by Barry Rashkover of Walden Macht.
Stocks Rally on the ‘TACO Trade’ After Trump’s Latest Tariff Delay
The index rose more than 2 percent, which analysts attributed to President Trump’s delaying a proposed 50 percent tariff on the European Union that he had threatened only a few days earlier.
They also talked about tacos.
Or rather, the “TACO” trade, which is short for Trump Always Chickens Out. The tongue-in-cheek term, coined by a Financial Times columnist, has been adopted by some to describe the pattern in which markets tumble after Mr. Trump makes tariff threats, only to rebound just as sharply when he relents and gives countries more time to negotiate deals.
👉 Included in this newsletter only because I like a good acronym. 🌮🌮🌮
Steak n’ Shake COO Says Bitcoin Payments Cut Processing Fees in Half
Speaking at Bitcoin 2025 in Las Vegas on Tuesday, Edwards said that bitcoin payments have been faster and cheaper than traditional credit card payments.
“When customers choose to pay in bitcoin instead of credit cards, we are saving about 50% in our processing fees,” Edwards said. “This means that bitcoin is a win for the customer, it’s a win for us as a merchant, and it’s a win for the bitcoin community.”
Edwards said that on May 16, the day Steak n’ Shake began accepting bitcoin payments, one in every 500 bitcoin transactions globally happened at Steak n’ Shake.

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Gregg Peat, Senior Managing Director at FTI Consulting, recently spoke at Securities Enforcement Forum West, participating in the panel “Managing a True Corporate Crisis, Major Internal Investigation, and/or Whistleblower.”
Gregg highlighted the critical role forensic accountants play throughout an internal investigation. From the outset, they work closely with legal counsel to scope the investigation, collect and analyze financial data, assist with witness interviews, and deliver clear, fact-based findings. He stressed the importance of early engagement, especially when allegations involve accounting or financial reporting issues.
🎥 Watch the full session: YouTube Video
🤝 Connect with Gregg on LinkedIn: Gregg Peat

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This morning in Paris three hooded men tried to kidnap the daughter of a crypto-platform CEO and her child. Luckily, the woman was able to grab the gun and not all bystanders were cowards.
Mass migration+laws banning self defence = nightmare for Europeans
— Dries Van Langenhove (@DVanLangenhove)
12:43 PM • May 13, 2025
🚨NEW: On stage at @TheBitcoinConf, @SenLummis said she believes the U.S. government currently holds around 200,000 Bitcoins, but she’s not certain because the government has apparently ‘classified’ the information following a mandated audit from the White House. She says she has
— Eleanor Terrett (@EleanorTerrett)
5:37 PM • May 27, 2025
A federal judge granted WilmerHale’s request to strike down President Donald Trump’s executive order targeting the law firm, finding the order unconstitutional.
— Bloomberg Law (@BLaw)
12:00 PM • May 28, 2025